Thursday, 28 January 2010

DILF of the day - Frankie Boyle

Francis Martin Patrick Boyle.
The most inappropriate panelist on 'Mock the Week', but in such a great way.
His jokes go too far, and sometimes so far that the BBC have received enough complaints to have to investigate, leading to apologies.
But, he has no boundaries on what his jokes cover; regularly ridiculing the Scots, usually in reference to drugs and alcohol. Seeing as he's a recovering alcoholic and was also a drug user; kudos.





Wednesday, 27 January 2010

DILF of the day - Seal




(Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel).
He sleeps with Heidi Klum, he's definitely got something. He proposed to her on a glacier in an igloo which he built himself! Now that's something. Also, look up the various fancy dress costumes they've been photographed in, you will not be disappointed.
His voice is heavenly, and his song Kiss from a Rose won him not one but two Grammy awards and ended up being his best-selling single in the US.
Ok, he does have those facial scars, but he can serenade me any day.





Tuesday, 26 January 2010

DILF of the day - Martin John C. Freeman

Most will know him as Tim from 'The Office'.
I mostly know him as the adorable body double in Love Actually. I fell head over heels for him at the point where he bites his lip, in-between where Judy says the line  "All I want for Christmas...is you", and he jumps off the steps.
Very precise, I know, but ultimately true.
He's also popped up in many well known TV shows, and some other British films.
He is British geek-chic.
Lastly, his long-term girlfriend and the mother of his two children is the other woman in those Maltesers adverts (not Jen from 'The IT Crowd').





Monday, 25 January 2010

DILF of the day - Larry Lamb

(Lawrence Douglas Lamb).
Sexy bad guy Archie from 'EastEnders' and Mick from 'Gavin & Stacey'.
He has produced a very sexy son too, congratulations Larry.
His Wiki page tells me that he's doing his own stand-up tour this year, someone get me tickets to the London gig please?





Friday, 22 January 2010

DILF of the day - John Joseph Travolta

Ok, I know, he's a Scientologist and ok, his singing voice is incredibly annoying, but he is so so hot in Pulp Fiction (nearly as hot as Uma), I couldn't leave him out.
Plus, Face/Off is one of favourite action films of all time.
And on his Florida estate he has a runway that literally leads right to the front door of his house. 





Monday, 18 January 2010

DILF of the day - Paul Rudd

I like this guy a lot.
He is hot, funny, and in one of my favourite comedy films; Anchorman.
He's been on the scene for a while now, he was in the Clueless film in 1995. He has done a lot of crap, but is incredible as Mike in 'Friends' and even better as Brian Fantana in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgendy'.
He's been with his girlfriend-now-wife for 15 years! Jealous.





Friday, 15 January 2010

DILF of the day - Darren Aronofsky

The fiancé of Rachel Weisz, who is mostly known as a director, producer, and writer.
His filmography list on imdb may be rather short, but he's already pretty well known in the business. I've only seen two of his films, so far, namely Requiem for a Dream and The Wrestler, but am really excited to get my hands on a copy of π and also see Black Swan when it is eventually finished (Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, AND Winona Ryder, every teenage boys dream!).
He has also been linked to a new version of RoboCop since 2008 but there is still no word on whether this is actually a work in progress or a very very bad idea. Please don't do it Darren.









Thursday, 14 January 2010

DILF of the day - Matthew Chandler Fox

You may remember him as hot, older brother Charlie from 'Party of Five'. 
But, mainly, this man has been the centre of many arguments between myself and one of my closest friends, Milly. Namely the same argument that has occurred multiple times; who is better; Jack or Sawyer?
I am, obviously, in support of Jack.
Fox originally auditioned for the part of Sawyer... imagine if things had have gone differently. Well, he'd still be hotter than Josh Holloway and his massive, square jaw.







Wednesday, 13 January 2010

DILF of the day - Andrew John Ridgeley

This would be George Michael were he not batting for the other side.
But, yes, the other member of Wham!
This is one DILF that I have been very close to. I was once in his house, nearly in the same room as him, with only a half open door separating us. Mega good.
I do also know that he is not an actual father, stepfather, or adopted father, but he does currently live with partner, Keren Woodward of Bananarama and her son, so I'm allowing this to count.