DILF of the day - Pep Guardiola

(Josep Guardiola.)

I saved the best 'til last. 

Undoubtedly the most handsome man in football (sorry Theo).

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DILF of the day - José Mourinho

(José Mário dos Santos Félix Mourinho.)

Aka "The [self-titled] Special One". I'm not going to argue with him on that. He is pretty amaze. And so incredibly handsome.

That is all. Now look at the pictures.

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DILF of the day - Roberto Mancini

Again, not going to warble on/copy + paste from Wikipedia.

I was quite surprised to learn he is only 46... I'd say a bit older, not just because  of the silver foxiness.

He's apparently worth £19 million. Not bad for only 20 years of 'work'.

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DILF of the day - André Villas-Boas

I'm not going to blab on, as I don't really know a great deal about this one, and so won't profess too.

You all saw him, in the ITV advert last week, and for those of you who didn't (or you just want to watch the man dancing and jumping) here's a similar clip.

All I need to really say is: Hello, Handsome. (Hands up).

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DILF of the day - Arsène Wenger

On the news that Wenger will be 'reviewing his position' as Arsenal's longest serving manager after the summer I decided it was time and tide that I added him to the blog, starting off a week of football manager DILFs.

Wenger is here partly because, when pushed on the issue, Arsenal are my preferred team (both my other half AND my flatmate are avid supporters). Not only do they have the "miracle worker" himself, but also the amazing(ly cute) Theo Walcott, and the, already on the blog, joker, Arshavin. Mainly, though, because of the next photo.

Look at him in his huge puffa coat, he looks like a cute caterpillar. I just want to hug him.

I admit he does look a little like Mr Bean here.

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DILF of the day - Don Gilet

Another instalment on the Eastenders run of DILF's, this time it's Don Gilet who played preacher-gone-mad Lucas Johnson.

Kill count: 4. He nearly succeeded in killing his wife Denise, which would have brought the count up to 5, but instead he murdered a prostitute and tried to convince everyone it was Denise...
Spotted: Out of Reach

Who would have thought mental mass murderers were Gabrielle's type? Kidding!
Anyway, what a hunk.

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DILF of the day - Ross Kemp

So, I'm going ahead with this without confirmation from the man himself that Nicola Coleman's child is his, but let's assume that she's telling the truth.

I think today's DILF is kind of apt as his ex-wife, the ginger devil herself; Rebekah Wade, is in the news.

Plus, as I'm doing a run of Eastenders actors, my dear friend Milly would most likely kill me if I left out Grant.

One half of the greatest pairing on television, the Mitchell brothers have even been compared to the Kray twins.

I don't much enjoy the fact that most now talk about his documentaries rather than his time on Eastenders. I am also against bringing him back if his storylines are going to be as boring as the last time...falling for Jane? AS IF! The man has been in Brazil with all the Brazilian beauties! He's not likely going to even gift the likes of frumpy, old Jane with a second glance let alone engage in coitus with the woman.

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DILF of the day - Martin Kemp

Bassist in Spandeau Ballet but undoubtedly best known as evil Steve Owen off of Eastenders.

His Wikipedia page says that he learnt bass in 3 weeks, so no more complaining all you bassists out there, it can't be that hard now, can it?

Can't help but wonder if his brother Gary has a bit of a complex after letting his little brother join his band, only for said little brother to go on to be way more famous than him...

Anyway, back to what's important; Eastenders. Steve Owen's greatest story line, that of the murder of his mental ex-girlfriend Saskia, won Martin countless television awards. Steve was also a suspect in the "Who Shot Phil?" storyline. Both are two of the best Eastenders storylines EVER WRITTEN.

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DILF of the day - Scott Maslen

Oh hi sexy Mr - I used to be well hard in The Bill - now I'm a little bit less hard in Eastenders - and did you know I used to be in the Marines and also an international model.
Yeah, we get it, you're hot and we wouldn't want to mess with you.

Dare you to scroll down to the second image and not blush with shame.

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DILF of the day - James Marsden

I usually don't fall for a technically "pretty boy", but this is one of the exceptions.

Mainly because he was in 'Ally McBeal' with Robert Downey Jr and also partly because of the announcement this year that he is due to play Charles Manson in Dead Circus.

His portrayal of Cyclops in the X-Men films is maybe a bit too 'nice guy' and not enough 'leader', which I assume is the reason for his diminishing role throughout the films.

Intrigued as to how he's going to play the role of David Sumner in the Straw Dogs remake...

On the plus, he used to model for Versace, not surprising with a face and body like that.

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DILF of the day - Mark Strong

This guy is extremely cool, one of my new favourite actors.

He does such a great villain in both Kick-Ass and Sherlock Holmes, I think it must be the wonky front teeth.
My love of Mark unfortunately led me to watch Endgame the other evening. Don't get me wrong, I'm a big fan of political thrillers, but I'm sorry, there were too many South African accents for me to enjoy the film or Mark's performance.

Not too sure about the wig choice in Body of Lies (I have to say, I generally prefer him without wig), but I'll let him off for such an excellent accent.

Some might say he has a weird shaped head but I like the shape of his head; it's handsome shaped.

Never miss an opportunity to use a beardy shot.

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DILF of the day - D'Angelo

(Michael Eugene Archer).

Never mind his more recent issues with the police (also, when will people learn; drink and drugs make you fat and unattractive) or his credibility as a songwriter and producer, it's all about this video and nothing else

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DILF of the day - Freddie Prinze, Jr.

Yeah, so, 'She's All That' is another of those shit films that I love.

And Freddie plays the lead guy, and I would.

Married to Sarah Michelle Gellar (now Prinze), one of the most boring females in the business, but also a big WWE fan, so much so that he is now part of the team as a producer and director, along with having made a few cameo's on the show.

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DILF of the day - Bret McKenzie

(Bret Peter Tarrant McKenzie).

Thank you for having a child, you have always needed to be on here.

The very cute Bret ("Brit?") in Flight of the Conchords. He is the best one (in the band, not quite decided who I prefer out of Bret and Murray, probably never will).

He always has on the greatest of jumpers. Dare I say, better than Bradders!

Although, in an episode of Flight of the Conchords they do a parody of 'The Lord of the Rings', Bret has actually been in two of the trilogy of films.

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DILF of the day - Johnny Knoxville

(Philip John Clapp).

And no wonder he changed his name!

One of the brains behind 'Jackass', and I use the term 'brains' loosely here.
Stupid, but hot.

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DILF of the day - Sean Patrick Thomas

Yes, the black guy from Save the Last Dance.

Don't pretend like it isn't your favourite film too, even if it does have Julia Stiles playing the white girl, at least it's not Kirsten Dunst, you can be thankful for that.

Anyway, back to the point; Sean, very cute, I would.

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DILF of the day - Christian Charles Philip Bale (No. 2)

I just have to profess my love for his current look.

I love the beard!

Beardy Bale is good, I don't care if you think he looks like a hobo in a nice suit.

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DILF of the day - Zac Hanson

(Zachary Walker Hanson).

At first, this seemed a bit wrong, but he is older than me, so it makes it totally OK.

He actually has two children, with his wife who he's been with since he was like 15...

I don't remember if it was him or Taylor that was my favourite in the band, I just know that he wasn't my least favourite (Isaac).

CATCHIEST POP SONG EVER?

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DILF of the day - Jason Francesco Schwartzman

Being born into the Coppola family he was pretty much destined for the big screen.

He also used to be in Phantom Planet, at the time of 'California' too. Not exactly the coolest band to have been in, but everyone's got to start somewhere.
I am currently watching season one of 'Bored to Death', in which he is amazing.
His first try at acting was in Rushmore, and it all went uphill from there. I just need to see Shopgirl and I've basically completed his imdb list.
My favourite thing he's ever said "I decided to grow out this moustache, so when we take photos … my boy or girl, whatever it is … will be embarrassed."

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DILF of the day - Owen Wilson

(Owen Cunningham Wilson).

Yes, he does have a child!

Madness with Owen, as always, his girlfriend gave birth only four days after announcing her pregnancy.

I can't say much for his crooked nose, or his odlly annoying voice, or his man-love ways with Woody Harrelson but he is kinda cute, and pretty funny.

Hopefully this means he's over that bitch Kate Hudson.

The guy has made a lot of films and amongst my favourites are, in striking contrast, Wedding Crashers and, obviously, The Darjeeling Limited. 

I hope that a son has brought him ultimate happiness and something to continue living for. And I also hope that I can put younger, hotter, Luke on here one day soon.

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DILF of the day - Matt Willis

(Matthew James Willis).

My favourite member of Busted. By far the coolest, in my eyes. Hey, he's been to rehab!

Yeah, he won 'I'm a Celeb' and, yeah, he's married to the lovely Emma Griffiths, with whom he has a daughter.

Fingers crossed for a Busted reunion sometime this decade.

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DILF of the day - Chad Hurley

(Chad Meredith Hurley).

Co-Founder of Youtube so we can forgive the girls middle name.
We all have him to thank for the countless unproductive hours addictively trawling youtube instead of doing work.
And he's bloody rich, after essentially retiring at only 34.

DILF of the day - Andrey Arshavin

I'm not going to pretend I know a great deal about this guy so I'm just going to use some of the Q&A's from his "official" website...

Andrey, how often do you eat onions or garlic??
Arshavin: It happens sometimes…


Can A.A. jump out of my birthday cake?
Arshavin: It’s unlikely; I'm a football player, not a minstrel or a clown.


Andrey, would you like to take part in some TV show? (For example “Dancing on Ice”)?
Arshavin: If I took part in this show, it should be renamed “A Cow on Ice".

legend.