DILF of the day - Don Gilet

Another instalment on the Eastenders run of DILF's, this time it's Don Gilet who played preacher-gone-mad Lucas Johnson.

Kill count: 4. He nearly succeeded in killing his wife Denise, which would have brought the count up to 5, but instead he murdered a prostitute and tried to convince everyone it was Denise...
Spotted: Out of Reach

Who would have thought mental mass murderers were Gabrielle's type? Kidding!
Anyway, what a hunk.

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DILF of the day - Ross Kemp

So, I'm going ahead with this without confirmation from the man himself that Nicola Coleman's child is his, but let's assume that she's telling the truth.

I think today's DILF is kind of apt as his ex-wife, the ginger devil herself; Rebekah Wade, is in the news.

Plus, as I'm doing a run of Eastenders actors, my dear friend Milly would most likely kill me if I left out Grant.

One half of the greatest pairing on television, the Mitchell brothers have even been compared to the Kray twins.

I don't much enjoy the fact that most now talk about his documentaries rather than his time on Eastenders. I am also against bringing him back if his storylines are going to be as boring as the last time...falling for Jane? AS IF! The man has been in Brazil with all the Brazilian beauties! He's not likely going to even gift the likes of frumpy, old Jane with a second glance let alone engage in coitus with the woman.

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DILF of the day - Martin Kemp

Bassist in Spandeau Ballet but undoubtedly best known as evil Steve Owen off of Eastenders.

His Wikipedia page says that he learnt bass in 3 weeks, so no more complaining all you bassists out there, it can't be that hard now, can it?

Can't help but wonder if his brother Gary has a bit of a complex after letting his little brother join his band, only for said little brother to go on to be way more famous than him...

Anyway, back to what's important; Eastenders. Steve Owen's greatest story line, that of the murder of his mental ex-girlfriend Saskia, won Martin countless television awards. Steve was also a suspect in the "Who Shot Phil?" storyline. Both are two of the best Eastenders storylines EVER WRITTEN.

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