DILF of the day - Don Gilet

Another instalment on the Eastenders run of DILF's, this time it's Don Gilet who played preacher-gone-mad Lucas Johnson.

Kill count: 4. He nearly succeeded in killing his wife Denise, which would have brought the count up to 5, but instead he murdered a prostitute and tried to convince everyone it was Denise...
Spotted: Out of Reach

Who would have thought mental mass murderers were Gabrielle's type? Kidding!
Anyway, what a hunk.

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DILF of the day - Ross Kemp

So, I'm going ahead with this without confirmation from the man himself that Nicola Coleman's child is his, but let's assume that she's telling the truth.

I think today's DILF is kind of apt as his ex-wife, the ginger devil herself; Rebekah Wade, is in the news.

Plus, as I'm doing a run of Eastenders actors, my dear friend Milly would most likely kill me if I left out Grant.

One half of the greatest pairing on television, the Mitchell brothers have even been compared to the Kray twins.

I don't much enjoy the fact that most now talk about his documentaries rather than his time on Eastenders. I am also against bringing him back if his storylines are going to be as boring as the last time...falling for Jane? AS IF! The man has been in Brazil with all the Brazilian beauties! He's not likely going to even gift the likes of frumpy, old Jane with a second glance let alone engage in coitus with the woman.

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DILF of the day - Martin Kemp

Bassist in Spandeau Ballet but undoubtedly best known as evil Steve Owen off of Eastenders.

His Wikipedia page says that he learnt bass in 3 weeks, so no more complaining all you bassists out there, it can't be that hard now, can it?

Can't help but wonder if his brother Gary has a bit of a complex after letting his little brother join his band, only for said little brother to go on to be way more famous than him...

Anyway, back to what's important; Eastenders. Steve Owen's greatest story line, that of the murder of his mental ex-girlfriend Saskia, won Martin countless television awards. Steve was also a suspect in the "Who Shot Phil?" storyline. Both are two of the best Eastenders storylines EVER WRITTEN.

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DILF of the day - Scott Maslen

Oh hi sexy Mr - I used to be well hard in The Bill - now I'm a little bit less hard in Eastenders - and did you know I used to be in the Marines and also an international model.
Yeah, we get it, you're hot and we wouldn't want to mess with you.

Dare you to scroll down to the second image and not blush with shame.

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DILF of the day - James Marsden

I usually don't fall for a technically "pretty boy", but this is one of the exceptions.

Mainly because he was in 'Ally McBeal' with Robert Downey Jr and also partly because of the announcement this year that he is due to play Charles Manson in Dead Circus.

His portrayal of Cyclops in the X-Men films is maybe a bit too 'nice guy' and not enough 'leader', which I assume is the reason for his diminishing role throughout the films.

Intrigued as to how he's going to play the role of David Sumner in the Straw Dogs remake...

On the plus, he used to model for Versace, not surprising with a face and body like that.

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DILF of the day - Mark Strong

This guy is extremely cool, one of my new favourite actors.

He does such a great villain in both Kick-Ass and Sherlock Holmes, I think it must be the wonky front teeth.
My love of Mark unfortunately led me to watch Endgame the other evening. Don't get me wrong, I'm a big fan of political thrillers, but I'm sorry, there were too many South African accents for me to enjoy the film or Mark's performance.

Not too sure about the wig choice in Body of Lies (I have to say, I generally prefer him without wig), but I'll let him off for such an excellent accent.

Some might say he has a weird shaped head but I like the shape of his head; it's handsome shaped.

Never miss an opportunity to use a beardy shot.

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DILF of the day - D'Angelo

(Michael Eugene Archer).

Never mind his more recent issues with the police (also, when will people learn; drink and drugs make you fat and unattractive) or his credibility as a songwriter and producer, it's all about this video and nothing else

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