DILF of the day - Tricky

(Adrian Nicholas M. Thaws).

Formerly of Massive Attack (can anyone confirm that he has rejoined?).

He has also starred in Face/Off and The Fifth Element, which I'm sure by know you either know, or can work out, are films that I LOVE.

His first album 'Maxinquaye' was nominated for a Mercury Prize, and he also has a very sexy accent.

DILF of the day - Erol Alkan

The coolest man in London.

I was slightly unsure about this one, not for the lack of ILF, but due to the fact that I know people who know him and his lovely lady, it seems a bit close for comfort, but I was reassured when I heard that another cool man of London town wanted to be featured here (unfortunately he doesn't yet qualify due to lack of reproduction/adoption/marrying somebody with offspring).

i'm sure many of you have some great stories about Erol, but my favourite so far has to be when commenting on a Baseball Furies Halloween outfit he suggested a baseball bat with the addition of a rusty nail on the end, advising "you know, shit people up a bit".

Well, at least we all know who's going to be the coolest kid on the London scene in about 16 years.

The Wayans Brothers

Yes that's right, Keenan Ivory, Damon and Marlon Wayans (Shawn doesn't qualify).

All three were in 'In Living Color' with Jamie Foxx and Jim Carrey. However, as the oldest of the family Wayans, Keenan is most known for writing, producing and directing. His work includes Scary Movie and White Chicks, both starring family members.

Damon is my favourite, I have to admit, mainly because of 'My Wife and Kids'. He is hilarious. 

That leaves us with the youngest, Marlon, whose face you will know from Scary Movie, White Chicks and also Requiem for a Dream. He almost got the role of Robin in Batman Returns and Batman Forever but lost the role to Chris O'Donnell (soon to be featured).

DILF of the day - Frankie Boyle

Francis Martin Patrick Boyle.

The most inappropriate panelist on 'Mock the Week', but in such a great way.

His jokes go too far, and sometimes so far that the BBC have received enough complaints to have to investigate, leading to apologies.

But, he has no boundaries on what his jokes cover; regularly ridiculing the Scots, usually in reference to drugs and alcohol. Seeing as he's a recovering alcoholic and was also a drug user; kudos.

DILF of the day - Seal

(Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel).

He sleeps with Heidi Klum, he's definitely got something. He proposed to her on a glacier in an igloo which he built himself! Now that's something. Also, look up the various fancy dress costumes they've been photographed in, you will not be disappointed.

His voice is heavenly, and his song Kiss from a Rose won him not one but two Grammy awards and ended up being his best-selling single in the US.
Ok, he does have those facial scars, but he can serenade me any day.

DILF of the day - Martin John C. Freeman

Most will know him as Tim from 'The Office'.

I mostly know him as the adorable body double in Love Actually. I fell head over heels for him at the point where he bites his lip, in-between where Judy says the line  "All I want for Christmas...is you", and he jumps off the steps.

Very precise, I know, but ultimately true.

He's also popped up in many well known TV shows, and some other British films.

He is British geek-chic.
Lastly, his long-term girlfriend and the mother of his two children is the other woman in those Maltesers adverts (not Jen from 'The IT Crowd').

DILF of the day - Larry Lamb

(Lawrence Douglas Lamb).

Sexy bad guy Archie from 'EastEnders' and Mick from 'Gavin & Stacey'.

He has produced a very sexy son too, congratulations Larry.

His Wiki page tells me that he's doing his own stand-up tour this year, someone get me tickets to the London gig please?