Friday 15 October 2010

DILF of the day - Harry Harper

To pay tribute to the actor, Simon MacCorkindale, who sadly passed away yesterday, I give you his most famous character, from 'Casualty'.
He spent 5 years at Holby City's emergency department as a consultant before being forced to resign after making Ruth Winter's diaries public after her attempted suicide. As much as I didn't want to see him go, I do quite like Ruth for some strange reason.
Notable story lines are his affair and difficult relationship with his daughter whilst she worked on the reception.



Wednesday 13 October 2010

DILF of the day - Laurence Golborne

(Laurence Nelson Golborne Riveros).
All day I've been watching the BBC live feed of the miners rescue in Chile, and it's been emotional, to say the least.
I don't really think there's much I can say about this man other than to praise him for his exceptional work in managing the rescue effort. As a result it is said that he is now the most popular politician in Chile and also, obvs, a hero.
Oh, his smiling face...


Tuesday 12 October 2010

DILF of the day - Henry Albert "Hank" Azaria

I was just watching Pretty Woman and there Hank showed up looking pretty cute as a police officer at the start, I couldn't resist!
To list everything he's been/is in would take a lifetime, so a short rundown; Phoebe's love interest, geeky David in 'Friends'; pretty much half the characters in 'The Simpsons'; numerous film parts, such as sexy Claude in Along Came Polly... that's all I can be bothered with, imdb him if you need to know them all.
He is a keen poker player and also used to be married to actress Helen Hunt, not trying to make a connection there by the way.



Monday 11 October 2010

DILF of the day - Usher Raymond IV

Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah.
The hunky singer who used to go out with 'C' of TLC (Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas) and has since been linked to Naomi Campbell and also married and divorced.
From 1997's 'You Make Me Wanna' to this years 'DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love' Usher has always managed to have a successful, and always current music career, spanning a mighty 13 years (more if you count his earliest attempt at an album in 1994) of being just plain cool.
Various TV and film ventures have also gone well for him. He was on 'Moesha' for a while, and everyone remembers him as the DJ in She's All That.
I used to practice this dance in my room as a youngster.


Friday 8 October 2010

DILF of the day - Travis Landon Barker

"If that accident hadn't happened, we wouldn't be a band."
The telling tales of a band jaded by the fatigues of age. Three men who hated each other reunited by the near death of the little drummer-boy. 

Or maybe we shouldn't focus on the negative side of all of this because after all I am looking for reasons why, as a straight man, I would want to fuck Travis Landon Barker. I have nothing but respect for a man who, to a greater or lesser extent, has had a mohawk since he was sixteen, whereas I couldn't even keep mine up. Likewise, I have nothing but respect, even sexual intrigue, towards a man with a sense of rhythm so well defined and well executed that he leaves the legends of jazz behind in the dark as mere amateurs.

And there is the dark side, the ghetto upbringing, the revenge he was ready to exact upon a lecherous ex-boyfriend in an episode of Punk'd. Boy! He was gonna knock that motherfucker out and dump him in a bin for Christ's sake! And that was all in the defence of his mental wife who he keeps divorcing, Marshall Mathers style, and who he is still lumbered with to this day because of the aforementioned plane crash. But who can blame him she was Miss [crack whore] America after all.

Then there is the ink, the glorious ink that covers his epidermis, the boom box across his chest is a personal favourite of mine, perhaps the greatest tattoo ever. 

Plus I think we'd have this whole thing going on where he would give me free Famous Stars and Stripes apparel and I'd be in such awe of him because I could never afford any of it as a kid... :-(

Post written by Marcus Harris.

Thursday 7 October 2010

DILF of the day - David James Arquette

With both parents, and all his elder siblings, as actors, you can see that he didn't really have much choice career-wise.
He found fame playing simple, sweet Dewey in the Scream trilogy (soon to be quadrilogy), where he first met his wife; Courtney Cox.
Aside from acting, he has also had a high profile wrestling career, at one point even becoming the WCW World Champion during his very, very brief career (lasting just under a month).
Not too sure about the 'tache he sported for his role as Dewey, will have to think on that one.


Wednesday 6 October 2010

DILF of the day - Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III

So, married to Ashlee Simpson, who was pretty damn cool up until that ridiculous nose job. They also have a child, with the uttermost absurd name ever; Bronx Mowgli... I mean, seriously guys?
In the great Fall Out Boy, who are on hiatus until one of them nearly dies in a plane crash.
Pete and his father actually wrote the lyrcis to 'Sugar, We're Goin Down' together, now that's what I call a good father-son relationship.
Being dubbed the most attractive member of the band, I kinda wish he was a little bit hotter, straightened his hair less, and wore less make-up, but beggars can't be choosers.



Tuesday 5 October 2010

DILF of the day - Matthew Vaughn

Producer and Director of Kick-Ass, need I say anymore?
Yes?
Also married to supermodel Claudia Schiffer, he gave her a tortoise instead of an engagement ring!
Their children are named Caspar, Clementine and Cosima... which is ace.
I could mention his other films, but they're not really to my liking, and I'm sure you'll all know what they are.
He will, though, be directing X-Men: First Class, as long as he doesn't drop out two weeks before filming... again.


Monday 4 October 2010

DILF of the day - Cillian Murphy

Known for his dreamy blue eyes and shiny locks.
I, once, accidentally turned him away from a club I was working at having not noticed who he was... whoops. Although, he was asking to get himself and entourage in for free, using his celebrity status?
Kudos for his great performance as 'Saint Kitten' in Breakfast on Pluto, love that film. He makes a very cute lady.
However, he seems to work best, in my eyes, as the bad guy. See Red Eye and Batman Begins. Unfortunately, he has apparently said that he no longer wishes to play villains.
He was (and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, a bit) the main reason I finally gave in and went to watch Inception


Friday 1 October 2010

DILF of the day - Rhys Darby

aka Murray 'present' Hewitt, band manager in 'Flight of the Conchords'.
This is one of my favourite Murray moments.
I would strongly encourage you to check out his stand up stuff if you are a fan, it's a lot different, but in a good way.
According to Wikipedia he featured in an episode of 'The Slammer', anyone seen this? That show is so jokes.
Also, he was Norm in Yes Man, one of my favourite films at the moment (mainly because Zooey Deschanel is a babe, but Rhys is hilarious).
Rumour has it he's being considered for a role in the American version of 'The Office'; so good luck Rhys!
Although I am a fan of his usual geeky look, I have to say I much prefer the smart Murray look as demonstrated below...